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Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Monday, January 14, 2008
Top morning tweets, chatter and inspirations...
I felt inspiration from the expression of others recently. That inspiration is fueled by the other professionals from twitter.com. These individuals increase my awareness of just how incredibly quick new technology shapes and molds the environment we live in. It shapes both our personal environment, as well as our professional environment.
I have saved these tweets for further posting, partially because despite going into a bit of a personally spiritual rant (or perhaps due to), the post from twitter @mousewords seems to find its way to the heart of the matter; perhaps not in every way, but in many ways.
I authored this tweet:
what benefit to society is a social networking utility? come all of you, answer me! gimme good stuff?!?!?!?!?!?? 09:33 PM January 11, 2008 from web
I was inspired by the included @mousewords tweets:
to expand my realization of the world and current events, or to give me an outlet for burning off some […] http://mousewords.wordpress.com/2007/12/21/what-am-i-thinking/
One of the best parts of Twitter is being able to track my thinking.
and I take notice of this tweet of mine:
I have got to be reasonably more less-twittery. Taking past to future with a vengeance for humanitarian justice! ~!jesatiu bids amigos, ty. 12:50 AM January 12, 2008 from web.
Another twitter cuts through to what is the most important aspect of the social network phenomena, which is that we can...
@pistachio:
Can you make right now special? Not later. Not someday. Now. What could you change? about 15 hours ago from txt 
Yes we can...but we must answer some important questions. a good way to start to explore the true value, which is my main interest other than the occasional simplicity of good converstation, is to develop the professional advantages and understand the complexiities of social networking on the level of business and commerce. Let's consider the question tweeted from twitter @elemenous, another professional in the field of blogging and social connectivity. Her blog, for reference and to add your own insight, is located at: http://macworldedubloggers.blogspot.com/
This is the question:
I'd love it if people in my PLN added comments to a blog post for Macworld. How has blogging impacted your professional development? about 9 hours ago from web
Responding to: "Edublogging @ Macworld: Question for My Personal Learning Network: How has blogging impacted your professional developme ... ... about 9 hours ago from web
Technology is the tool we use, as professionals, so it is important to us. When we share our experiences, through collaboration and involvment, technology professionals and social networkers advance our own professional existence. Otherwise, it is a total waste of time...unless you count the way it offers us an avenue for answering questions like the one offered by @pistachio, which says, "Can you make right now special? Not later. Not someday. Now. What could you change?" about 15 hours ago from txt
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Same as religion resembles the struggle, and isn’t when it does not.
| Powerful reflections in dichotomy |
Tag I don’t know anyone that doesn’t have a reason to say pack up the past…in response to “Jumper” by Third Eye Blind.
It’s the dichotomy of power.
The capital interest each human has in survival.
“I’ve seen the others…” Says author, writer… |
There sits another stoned mother, situated between ridicule and angst, her bath drawn cold and mother inferior on her case. Tendencies of neglect of value reflected in the space…between the ears, behind the eyes.
And though her longing is that of mother-this feat she longs for as yet eludes. For with eternity’s blessings come delightful screams of irritation and disgust. Her long and want inspired by herself, in what it is,
And while amazing is the feature and detail afforded by gazing, we only see never what it is she sees. I’ve seen it me…I saw it in you. Very well, vault me,ski to the sky, my friend…
In you I have seen me-and in you in me I’ve seen the others…
jesatiu an impression of the president is an impression of the country. an impression of the country is an impression of the people. election soon!!
Controlled content copr. ~!jesseloop 2008
Special "for Kellianne" clown repost
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tag twitter user podcasting special 100 word essays, and they can be quite special, johnny knoxville kinda special, special.
The wise Bart Simpson once said, "Can't sleep, clowns will eat me." We laughed at the time; we all thought it was a funny gag because really, clowns won't eat you in your sleep...The clowns prefer you awake and screaming anyway.
here's the rest of this, compliments of:
http://podcasting.isfullofcrap.com/
KELLY BURT
Ok what f-ed-up person was the first to think, "Yes, clowns—you know, for the kids."Clowns are terrifying--you know, for the adults. I have never been a fan of clowns...I know, what a surprise. Clowns are evil. They are the ones that walk the night in search of victims. People are afraid of things that go bump in the night, but they should be afraid of CLOWNS! They wear make-up and lurk. I hate things that lurk. I know that I must find a way to rid us of these foul creatures. I hope that there is a cure.
DUCKYFRESH
The wise Bart Simpson once said, "Can't sleep, clowns will eat me." We laughed at the time; we all thought it was a funny gag because really, clowns won't eat you in your sleep. That's not very clown-like behavior at all. I certainly don't find it amusing one bit to think clowns might creep into your bedroom with fork and knife at the ready, to gobble you up while you slumber peacefully. I am quite certain there is a rule in the Clown Book of Ethics that strictly forbids such nocturnal atrocities. The clowns prefer you awake and screaming anyway.
CALEB
Ever since his last trip to Arkham Asylum the Joker, that one time clown prince of crime decided to go straight. His penchant for wild inventions and gadgetry quickly made him the richest man in all of Gotham. Corporate takeovers proved even more exciting than heists and were so much more profitable. Still, he did wish he could exact vengeance on that meddlesome Batman.When an accountant notified him of some irregularities in the recent Wayne Corps acquisition, he couldn’t help but smile even wider. Atomic cars? Helicopters? At shareholder expense? Batman was done for.
TOM
I have notice same memories are no longer connect to corporal space. I no longer remember having been at a kiddy clown show. Being the luck child called up to help with a balloon trick. The only latent image in my brain is a 8mm movie shot by my dad. Just as the balloon was growing to amazing lengths the film ran out. The last few seconds of the film turns to a orange red streak and poof I’m and he are gone. I remember being told the clown was Emmett Kelly but it probably was some other 2d clown
JD
Most of the time I love clowns.The orange hair, large red noses, pants 10 sizes to large, their over size shoes.
They make me laugh until my eyes squirt water like the flowers on their lapels and my voice becomes a croak.
They exhaust me.
This last few weeks I find little to laugh about.
I turn on the TV and there they are.
A full menagerie of clowns, without costumes.
They all say that we, the people, are in trouble and they are the only clowns in town that can fix US.
That's with a capitol U S
GUY
The clowns came over today. They where just on their way to Kentucky. The big boss knows who to send on an off mission, I mean, no one would suspect a clown. They always get their target and those poor bastards just don't know what hit them. Was it the little plastic hummer? Maybe it was the pennywhistle? Those are deadly. One note played the right way and all the gray staff comes running out of your ears screaming. Not this time though. This time it was that little electric hand buzzer. Gets them every time. Those clowns are good.
LAIEANNA
Ladies and Gentlemen, it's all just an act. Don't be alarmed to see this clown on his back. He'll be up again, clowning about, And when he does, let's cheer and shout.Announced as Potato, the fainting clown,
Known one minute to be up and the next minute down.
Life, he spent quiet and shy wherever he'd dwell.
Career, he was magic except those pesky fainting spells.You'd think and assume it tough on his heart,
But the clown kept strong from the very start.
What did him in one day in fall,
Was bad trajectory of a human cannonball.
TERRY
In the good old days, people who wanted to become clowns ran away to the circus. Or so Billy Bob thought the legend went. It was a far cry from reality, now that the city put a bounty on their heads.The bands of clowns and their midget cars involved in drive-by pie in the face incidents were now a daily happening.
The final straw was the mayor's wife being targeted as she walked down Main Street.Billy Bob was more than glad to put his army training to work. The money from the bounty would come in handy,
now with jobs were far and few between. All he needed was one of those incidents to happen.He knew as soon as he heard the car; he was in luck, who else but clowns would be driving like that.
With a quick click, the safety on his rifle was off. Billy Bob would be dining well tonight.Clowns, damn those clowns!
PLANET Z
There's an old joke where a guy who's suicidally depressed goes into a doctor's office, tells the doctor he's always miserable while everybody else is so happy.He's tried everything – pills, booze, sex, intense shock therapy... nothing's worked.
Doctor thinks a bit, says a famous clown is in town, always brings laughter and joy wherever he performs.
Man says “I am Pagliaci.”
Doctor says “What? No, I'm thinking of Bertoli, not you. I mean, let's face it – people are laughing because you're just so awful.”
Then he gives Pagliacci his theater pass, some Zoloft, and kicks him out the door.
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